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Starting Tools 11: Holly Gingerbread-House
Listen, the first five minutes of this one are…challenging. We’re not going to lie to you. But if you stick with it, you’re going to get an extremely merry, horrifyingly early episode celebrating elves of all kinds! And also, murder, a little, but only for a few minutes.
LINDA Character Sheet
Starting Tools 10: LINDA
It’s episode ten, which means it’s time to celebrate! Don’t worry, though—we’ve got a fun, cool, designated driver to get you home safe. What’s her name? Don’t ask us. She’s got, like, ten of them. Don’t ask Tom, in particular.
Gobble, Fowl of Reckoning Character Sheet
Starting Tools 08: Gobble, Fowl of Reckoning
Folks, we tried to make another Halloween creation, but November done came along and compelled us to make the hottest Thanksgiving movie of 2018. It’s kind of like The Santa Clause, but if Tim Allen was a turkey? Maybe you should just listen.
Episode 08 Transcript
(Intro music: Minor Apprehension by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons & Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: (Loud inhale) And I’m your other co-host, Tom.
(Laughter)
Grace: Why would you start like that?
Tom: It’s a good energy.
Grace: Why is that the energy you want to put out into the world right now?
Tom: It’s sick boy energy, and that’s all I have to offer, Grace!
hog…….! Character Sheet
Starting Tools 08: hog…….!
Celebrate pre-Halloween with an EXTRA SPOOKY episode. But also, maybe the real monster was man? I think we all learn something.
Also: r/Borat, Two Minutes of Basic Math, Eat Wall, Lab Sin, He’s Fine, Ouroborat
Episode 07 Transcript
(Intro music: Minor Apprehension by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons & Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: And I’m your other co-host, Tom.
Grace: Solid.
Tom: Something different is in the air tonight, Grace.
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