Episode 03 Transcript

(Intro music: “Minor Apprehension” by Jackie McLean)

Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons and Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.

Tom: And I’m your other co-host, Tom. Grace, this is our first episode where we’re not in the same room.

Grace: Yeah, we’re doing it remotely! Because I am at college.

Tom: Yeah. You’ll notice that the audio quality has probably dipped significantly.

Grace: Yeah, we’ll see how that audio sounds. We’ll see, we’ll see.

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Starting Tools 03: Burgoo Realhorse

What makes a man a man? What makes a horse a horse? We, for one, think it’s the cursed arm, but that’s just us.

Also: Life-Sized Velociraptor, Mike Myers Impression Corner, Kazoo Voice, Kentucky Derby Names, Burgoo Panic, Boyhood 2: Electric Boogaloo

(There’s a little bit of an echo on this one. We hope you enjoy it anyway!)

Episode 02 Transcript

(Intro music: Minor Apprehension by Jackie McLean)

Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a D&D podcast for fools. I am your co-host, Grace.

Tom: I’m your other co-host, Tom. So…I think we should start off with just a little reflection. What went wrong last episode that we’re working on?

Grace: Everything went wrong. Everything went poorly, really.

Tom: No, I mean, we made a bad guy to look at, for sure.

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Episode 01 Transcript

Hey there!

What are we doing posting on a Thursday, you ask? First of all, don’t speak to us in that fucking tone. Second of all, we aren’t posting audio, you buffoon. You absolute dipshit. That’s for Fridays.

Anyway, as requested, here is a transcript of episode 1! In order to make this show as accessible as possible (though why anyone would want to access it is beyond me), we will upload transcripts of each episode, typically a day or two after the episode airs.

Please keep in mind: The co-hosts of this podcast are one high school and one university student. There’s a lot of shit going on, and we might be slow some weeks (read: exam weeks). We’ll upload the transcripts as soon as we can, but it takes a while to type up a 45+ minute episode of all the bullshit we spew.

Thank you for listening! Keep your eyes peeled for fresh content tomorrow!

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