A D&D podcast for fools.
(Intro music: Minor Apprehension by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons & Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: (Loud inhale) And I’m your other co-host, Tom.
(Laughter)
Grace: Why would you start like that?
Tom: It’s a good energy.
Grace: Why is that the energy you want to put out into the world right now?
Tom: It’s sick boy energy, and that’s all I have to offer, Grace!
(Intro music: Minor Apprehension by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons & Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: And I’m your other co-host, Tom.
Grace: Solid.
Tom: Something different is in the air tonight, Grace.
(Intro music: “Minor Apprehension” by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons & Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: And I’m your other co-host, Tom. So…Grace…we’re screen sharing right now.
Grace: (Laughing) Yeah.
(Intro music: “Minor Apprehension” by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons & Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: And I’m your other co-host, Tom.
Grace: How are you—
Tom: So, Grace…
(Laughter)
Tom (cont’d): You kind of had a Menacin’ Maggie sort of night, didn’t you, bud?
(Intro music: “Minor Apprehension” by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons and Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: And I’m your other co-host, Tom. So…the reviews are in, Grace.
Grace: Are they? Are the reviews in?
(Intro music: “Minor Apprehension” by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a Dungeons and Dragons podcast for fools. I’m your co-host, Grace.
Tom: And I’m your other co-host, Tom. Grace, this is our first episode where we’re not in the same room.
Grace: Yeah, we’re doing it remotely! Because I am at college.
Tom: Yeah. You’ll notice that the audio quality has probably dipped significantly.
Grace: Yeah, we’ll see how that audio sounds. We’ll see, we’ll see.
(Intro music: Minor Apprehension by Jackie McLean)
Grace: Hello, and welcome to Starting Tools, a D&D podcast for fools. I am your co-host, Grace.
Tom: I’m your other co-host, Tom. So…I think we should start off with just a little reflection. What went wrong last episode that we’re working on?
Grace: Everything went wrong. Everything went poorly, really.
Tom: No, I mean, we made a bad guy to look at, for sure.
Hey there!
What are we doing posting on a Thursday, you ask? First of all, don’t speak to us in that fucking tone. Second of all, we aren’t posting audio, you buffoon. You absolute dipshit. That’s for Fridays.
Anyway, as requested, here is a transcript of episode 1! In order to make this show as accessible as possible (though why anyone would want to access it is beyond me), we will upload transcripts of each episode, typically a day or two after the episode airs.
Please keep in mind: The co-hosts of this podcast are one high school and one university student. There’s a lot of shit going on, and we might be slow some weeks (read: exam weeks). We’ll upload the transcripts as soon as we can, but it takes a while to type up a 45+ minute episode of all the bullshit we spew.
Thank you for listening! Keep your eyes peeled for fresh content tomorrow!
Starting Tools 